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View Poll Results: Share your opinion about Slackware with the other people....
Slackware sucks! 3 4.92%
Slackware rocks! 50 81.97%
What we think, we become. 8 13.11%
Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find... 8 13.11%
The ink of the scholar is holier than the blood of the martyr. 4 6.56%
Bell out of order, please knock. 4 6.56%
Itís very very old, perhaps even older. 13 21.31%
This conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye. 8 13.11%
Beep Bloop Blop Bleep Boop. 8 13.11%
You do your job and let me do mine, yes? 10 16.39%
The chances of survival are 725 to 1. 3 4.92%
Gosh, youíve... really got some nice toys here. 6 9.84%
Iíll be back. 10 16.39%
I am only a machine. So I can not be sorry or happy, no matter what happens. 3 4.92%
Not bad for a human. 12 19.67%
Well, goodbye virgin alarm. 3 4.92%
Theyíll fix you. They fix everything. 12 19.67%
This is down. Down is good. 2 3.28%
Would you please repeat the destination? 1 1.64%
Iím not finished. 9 14.75%
Thanks for your cooperation. 4 6.56%
I am the beginning. The end. The one who is many. 7 11.48%
Never send a human to do a machineís job. 6 9.84%
There must be a reason that I am as I am. 6 9.84%
Lies, lies and slander! 2 3.28%
My brain is falling out. 6 9.84%
This is punishment for toying with robots. 1 1.64%
This is so wrong... this is so wrong! 3 4.92%
Incredible... itís even worse than I thought it would be. 4 6.56%
Permission granted, old friend. 10 16.39%
You pop! 4 6.56%
Iím here to keep you safe... 5 8.20%
This is tangled. This is tangled. 2 3.28%
01101000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110010 01101100 01100100 12 19.67%
The system is going down for system halt NOW! 13 21.31%
我不明白 4 6.56%
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Old 04-12-2013, 06:01 PM   #31
k3lt01
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Did you not know that having to explain a joke, let alone an April Fools Day joke 12 days later, ruins the joke because it is obvious it required explaining and was therefor not even a mediocre joke.
 
Old 04-23-2013, 12:57 PM   #32
rich442
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Originally Posted by Randicus Draco Albus View Post
That post is funnier than the joke.


Since this thread appears to be resisting a natural death, perhaps a moderator should move it General, where it would not interfere with support threads?
I thought it was funny. In addition, the thread title clearly implies humor, not seriousness. "The ultimate Slackware poll" does not sound anything like a support request and once you move beyond the first answers toward things that are clearly movie quotes, you will understand that it is a joke. I say leave this problem to the moderators.
 
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Old 04-24-2013, 09:41 AM   #33
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Greetings programs...

I find the only one and true answer to the poll is missing...

Every OS sucks
 
Old 04-24-2013, 10:06 AM   #34
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Greetings programs...

I find the only one and true answer to the poll is missing...

Every OS sucks
Interesting. So are you planning to write one to lift us all out of this perceived drudgery, then?
 
Old 04-24-2013, 11:16 AM   #35
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Even if I did it would still suck because...

Every os sucks
 
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Old 04-24-2013, 11:59 AM   #36
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Even if I did it would still suck because...

Every os sucks
Well, with that kind of logic, who can argue?
 
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