If you are using Apache and have access to the config file, an alternate option might be to look into putting some form of directory handler in. I haven't ever done this myself so I don't know the exact syntax, but it's something you could investigate. You might need to have a subdirectory to specify for the handler, like users. So if you go to anything underneath the
http://yourserver.com/users/ directory, it would get passed through a handler of your choice.
Something like so in your apache config for instance:
Code:
<Location /users>
SetHandler Your-handler
</Location>
Disclaimer: I know nothing about adding new handlers in apache so the above might not even work, but it is something you could investigate further.