not quite sure if I should even use such a descriptive word to make my introduction, but it makes for one hell of a first impression....
as I was saying, thank you for accepting me into your world of linux q & a; I'd like to thank God, Mom and Dad, Linus Torvalds and, last but not least, some psychotic, tortured soul that I crossed paths with (Darius- say 'hi'), for: making me part of the plan; for bringing me into the world (the plan); for "making...the single best decision [he's] ever made"; and for suggesting/ introducing or merely planting the seed that later led me beyond the megalomania of Bill Gates.
Hope you have a Jim Benton/ Happy Bunny, FarSide, and/or equivalent sense of humor.
My name is Kelly.