I found this awsome program on my computer called fortune. Some of the quotes are hilarious. One of the qoetes is:
Win98 is called Win98 because no matter how fast your computer is, Windoze
will use up 98% of the system resources for itself.
Computers have a lot in common with air conditioners:
Once you open WINDOWS, they stop working properly.
I don't know if the quotes are copyrighted or I would like to use some of them as my signatures. The coolest program ever is FORTUNE.