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Old 10-22-2003, 08:04 PM   #1
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What's Your FORTUNE Today?

I found this awsome program on my computer called fortune. Some of the quotes are hilarious. One of the qoetes is:

Win98 is called Win98 because no matter how fast your computer is, Windoze
will use up 98% of the system resources for itself.


Computers have a lot in common with air conditioners:
Once you open WINDOWS, they stop working properly.

I don't know if the quotes are copyrighted or I would like to use some of them as my signatures. The coolest program ever is FORTUNE.
Old 10-22-2003, 09:48 PM   #2
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A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking,
and so do I. I believe everything positively stinks.
-- Lew Col

AFAIK, you can use quotes as sigs.


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