well...first of all, this question doesn't belong into this forum
but let's get into the problem.
first try to uncomment the lines that you suspect to cause the problem. if X starts, try modifying the lines until you'll find something that works...in my config, I've got things like:
# Option "LeftAlt" "Meta"
(commented, yes) so they're in "" -marks and so on. try that too..
and you DO have internet and stuff
linux is the best when it's console, in my opinion - fast, working, more stable and so on. you can listen to music (mpg123, mpg321, ogg123 and so on), browse the net (links, lynx), connect to it (wvdial, pon) ....you really can't say you can't do something
I guess about the only thing console cannot do is image editing... heh