First off, lay off the swearing. It adds nothing to what you're trying to say and makes you sound dumb.
Second, Welcome
http://www.linuxquestions.org/questi...splay.php?f=35 <- Fedora Core section
Heres a start (if you haven't already). Burn the .iso files to CDs (I think FC has 3 or 4) and boot with the first CD in the CDRom drive and follow the on screen instructions.
Ask lots of questions (just please try to phrase them well and you'll get good answers, people are here to help).
