I saw in your post stating when all else fails to do an 'rm -rf /' and I'm getting a TON of problems now!!!
No, seriously,
I think I figured it out. Somehow...yet it's still a mystery to me...that AddHandler line got removed from my httpd.conf file and a restart didn't fix it. I had to reboot the machine and it then worked.
Ghosts!?
Hey, thanks for the post, man.
Best Wishes,
LibertyBoy