I vote you take your soundcard,
Dip it in crome,
Place it in the center of a roundabout and put candles around it, anounce to the world that it is the new messia,
convince people that all other forms of gods are evil,
write a bible based on the non-logical logic of ms programing,
Sacrifice 6 lizards, 6 mice, 6 fish beside each candle of your circle,
Create another circle of petrol around the outside,
Surround the circle with fishing line about head height with poison hooks.
Put a sign up that says all yee who enter the circle of a the demon shall die..
After 3 deaths Re-aanounce that your messia has been changed to the anti-christ. Re-coat the sound card car in blood and re-display..
That way you won't have to worry about donations..
but if its onboard sound then I'd have no idea..motherboards alone will not get you there..