, you've been a member here long enough to know that this isn't the place to get help bypassing restrictions. There's tons of sites out there where you could get that sort of assistance, and it's really unfair that you instead choose to place LQ in this position.
Normally, when we get these sort of threads closed, the OP realizes that he/she made a mistake, and life goes on. You, on the other hand, have chosen to act like a child and send me vulgar email. I'm giving you a mandatory 7-day vacation so that you may think about the implications for LQ if we would allow threads like this to proceed.
I suggest you read the LQ Rules
carefully, and try to understand why this specific wording is used:
any topic that could be damaging to either LinuxQuestions.org or any third party