"Thankfully, forums like this one exist and for the most part if you do your research first, you will get very good help here."
Okay, I'm going to chill. I'll stick to what I've tried, and I'm going to use Mandrake 9.2.
I'll get back on when I download and install it...
Thank you all, you've all been really, really great.
Oh, one more thing. Is i586 the same as i386?