I wonder if we could get George R. R. Martin to endorse this oath...
"Greed gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall purchase no Apple device, hold no Microsoft license, serve no ad-supported master. I shall wear no titles and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the keyboard in the darkness. I am the watcher on the web. I am the shield that guards the files of free men. I pledge my knowledge and honor to the Free Software Movement, for this weekend and all weekends to come."