Is there a solution for me? I'm thinking probably not.
Yes there is, so...hey cheer up. This is the Linux
part of the universe, we have no limits...
I'd set up my private cloud...use ajaxplorer
for this. I've tried is here and...well, it's pretty decent...
Alternatively, one.com offer a cloud as well, rates are pretty fair...
(Not intended to advertise here, speaking from personal experience)