LOL i do too =P. so i'll tell you exactly what should you do. download this file:
place it lets say in /root directory. now enter /root (well you have to do all as root of course) and type:
# sh NVIDIA-Linux-x86-1.0-4496-pkg2.run
it will install a module nvidia, which is required by "our" card to work properly. now edit your /etc/X11/XF86Config file and apply following changes:
VendorName "nVidia Corporation"
BoardName "NVIDIA GeForce FX (generic)"
nVidia recommends to remove "dri" module from Modules section, but i haven't done so, and my card works perfectly. the most important thing is to change Driver "nv" to Driver "nvidia", rest is done to make it look nice. and one last thing. it is very important that if you decide to make backup file lets say /root/XF86Config it is most likely, that X Server will try to run from that file. that will cause your monitor turn black. if you really want to make backup file call it in any different way than XF86Config. well it worked in my case. it should do in yours to. let me know if it does.