Can anyone help a poor girl set up Samba and the other things i listed in the forum?

:-( So frustrated im going to cry.

Samba can be a pain, so you really need to read the documentation
on the samba web page http://www.samba.org. There is a config
file in /etc/samba. . .

jordanperson, while you are always welcome to ask question here you have asked 5 blanket questions for 5 vast areas in the space of 10 minutes, this doesn't really suggest you've looked into it that much, have a look at the Rute guide in my signature to help you get started in linux.

To get everything you've asked up and running fast install Webmin via apt and read this book:

Webmin Guide

hahahaha.. "Making a Router!" is the only thread that has more views than "Can anyone help a poor girl...".

Just goes to show how geeks prioritize their concerns ;)

I like helping poor people! Poor people that want to setup websites rule! That's like the begger that after a long hard day under the bridge gets into his Caddy and heads to his mansion on the hill happy with a hard days work.

I bet you were referring to the "girl" part right?

What do you want Samba to do?