you may be a linux penguin if you use live cd's to level your desk.
you may be a linux penguin if you if you keep your grub in your boot.
you may be a linux penguin if your wife needs an access point.
you may be a linux penguin if your tar is in GUI.
you may be a linux penguin if you name your OS after your dog.
you may be a linux penguin if your kids get the dmesg.
you may be a linux penguin if your pets are seamonkey and firefox.
you may be a linux penguin if you try to strip your kernel for korn.
you may be a linux penguin if there is mustard on the alt f2 keys.
you may be a linux penguin if you understand Ubuntu in multi languages.

you may be a linux penguin if your bartender is alsamixer

you may be a Linux penguin if you tried man woman more than once

No luck for us ossmix penguins?


You may be a Linux penguin if you yell "SUDO!" at people who disrespect you.

you may be a linux peguin if your shirt has SU on the front

you may be a Linux penguin if you think Slackware is a fashion

You may not be a Linux penguin if you think Slackware are trousers.

You may be a Linux penguin if you truly believe that beauty is on the inside.

you may be a linux penguin if you if you type with a GIMP

you may be a linux penguin if if your chainloader looses windows