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Old 10-18-2001, 11:27 PM   #1
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don't trust this guy!


Don't trust this guy I say! I know him IRL he is ones of the mighty feared legendary guy people call "an hacker".
Not a guy destroying internet system but a a guy fu**ing too good with computer.

Give him a version of BeOS in japanese and he will build you a system in 3day.
When he said slack is easy for newbie, he was wanting to said "if the newbie already know how to a make a OS by himself.
....
Well... Maybe It's not really the true but Aiden is just not a NORMAL newbie
Hehehe

Aiden,sorry but it was too tempting...
 
Old 10-19-2001, 08:42 AM   #2
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Its not that hard to be slack
 
Old 10-27-2001, 07:03 AM   #3
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Fellow Aussie slacker

good to see m8.

Muhahaha

maybe we can take over this board.
 
Old 10-27-2001, 07:39 AM   #4
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With all apologies to Monty Python
Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with
horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter.

Man: You sit here, dear.

Wife: All right.

Man: (to Waitress) Morning!

Waitress: Morning!



Man: Well, what've you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and slack;
egg bacon and slack; egg bacon sausage and slack; slack bacon sausage and slack;
slack egg slack slack bacon and slack; slack sausage slack slack bacon slack tomato
and slack;



Vikings: (starting to chant) slack slack slack slack...

Waitress: ...slack slack slack egg and slack; slack slack slack slack slack slack baked
beans slack slack slack...

Vikings: (singing) slack! Lovely slack! Lovely slack!

Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor au Crevettes with a mornay sauce served
in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate,
brandy and with a fried egg on top and slack.

Wife: Have you got anything without slack?

Waitress: Well, there's slack egg sausage and slack, that's not got much slack in it.

Wife: I don't want ANY slack!

Man: Why can't she have egg bacon slack and sausage?

Wife: THAT'S got slack in it!

Man: Hasn't got as much slack in it as slack egg sausage and slack, has it?

Vikings: slack slack slack slack (crescendo through next few lines)

Wife: Could you do the egg bacon slack and sausage without the slack then?

Waitress: Urgghh!

Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like slack!



Vikings: Lovely slack! Wonderful slack!

Waitress: Shut up!

Vikings: Lovely slack! Wonderful slack!

Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon slack
and sausage without the slack.

Wife: (shrieks) I don't like slack!

Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your slack. I love it. I'm having
slack slack slack slack slack slack slack beaked beans slack slack slack and slack!

Vikings: (singing) slack slack slack slack. Lovely slack! Wonderful slack!

Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.

Man: Well could I have her slack instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress: You mean slack slack slack slack slack slack... (but it is too late and the
Vikings drown her words)

Vikings: (singing elaborately) slack, slack, slack, slack. Lovely slack! Wonderful
slaaack! Lovely slack! Wonderful slack. sla-a-a-a-a-a-a-ack sla-a-a-a-a-a-a-ack
sla-a-a-a-a-a-a-ack sla-a-a-a-a-a-a-ack Lovely slack! (Lovely slack!) Lovely slack!
(Lovely slack!) Lovely slaaack! slack, slack, slack, slaaaaack!


Last edited by Aussie; 10-27-2001 at 07:43 AM.
 
Old 10-27-2001, 12:49 PM   #5
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Quote:
Originally posted by SlCKB0Y

maybe we can take over this board.
i don't think so... you can share it, but not take it over.
 
Old 10-28-2001, 05:22 PM   #6
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I didnt mean literally. I wasnt talking about some sort of k-r4D xpl01t

I just mean by sheer numbers, the way the english have taken over all the Beachy parts of Sydney where i live !
 
  


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