There's an old saying in Oldham (probably other places, as well): "Grass doesn't grow on a busy street." Which implies that bald people are above average intelligence. I can believe that. Some women find bald men very attractive (although I'm having trouble meeting them). Bald men are also greener, using less shampoo to pollute the planet, using less plastics for combs, etc. So, yeah, it's great to be bald!
