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View Poll Results: What categorie is your wanted present?
Software 1 2.94%
Hardware 14 41.18%
Games 2 5.88%
Clothes 2 5.88%
Other... 15 44.12%
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Old 12-13-2010, 12:06 PM   #16
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I wanted CentOS 6 (not much to ask for, surely) but the elves say "it's ready when it's ready."
 
Old 12-13-2010, 12:52 PM   #17
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I like that, sounds like the next step on from talking about "holiday seasons" and "winterval", not even admitting there is a festival at all, let alone a crudely smushed together quasi religious one!
I'm sorry acid_kewpie... I was just doing this for some fun, not with the intention of "hurting" anyone... If you want I can change the post...

I respect Christmas but this post was just about presents (really sorry).

Anyway I have asked for my family come all together this year...
I don't have my family all together for an heck of time!
(Using OpenBSD slogan!)

Thanks for the requests by the way, will see if amazon have them on stock!

If your lucky and wikileaks don't have bad information about the people who requested it, may you will have luck!

Kidding, please don't get mean!

Last edited by coexistance; 12-13-2010 at 01:03 PM. Reason: minor changes
 
Old 12-13-2010, 01:40 PM   #18
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I just got the best present ever: a phone call from the police saying that they have my lost wallet, and that all my ID is still in it!
 
Old 12-13-2010, 05:33 PM   #19
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Hopefully a custom built Quad core system...
 
Old 12-13-2010, 05:45 PM   #20
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Hopefully a custom built Quad core system...
...and do you expect Santa to build it for you? I'm not sure he's much of a techie!
 
Old 12-14-2010, 06:18 AM   #21
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I want santa to gimme a better paying job, a big car, and an international holiday.
 
Old 12-14-2010, 06:36 AM   #22
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Hi

I want a big Island for myself and those who would be willing to live in peace... with tropical cimate ... and tropical gals...

I want a mighty fscking Army, Navy and Air Force to protect my Island, with such an overwhelming power that gains any other State's awe... any yet live in peace with everyone else, as long as they would want to...

:don't tread on me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gadsden_flag



I want to start a brand new Civilization, based in different values, such as respect, by all other living beings...

I want to be called 天皇,

Tenno

:dream on, boy:

Well.. I guess this is all .... for now...

Last edited by Alexvader; 12-14-2010 at 06:44 AM.
 
Old 12-14-2010, 06:41 AM   #23
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I ask for more reasonable and realistic things ... at least for now.
 
Old 12-14-2010, 09:49 AM   #24
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...and do you expect Santa to build it for you? I'm not sure he's much of a techie!
Hey, we're talking about Santa here, he can do everything & anything...

Hi tech sleigh

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Old 12-14-2010, 12:57 PM   #25
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brianL posted
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I want a woman. I need to step away from the computer and get some exercise!
This response was made by the Santa Claus of Coca-cola anounymous company:
Quote:
From: Santa Claus a.k.a Britney Spears
to: BrianL

Hello Brian
You have been a addicted to technologies.
Such comportments aren't acceptable so I have some suggestions:
- Be a womanizer.
- Name your PC "Amy".
- And hear my music.
See ya and long living!
Alexvader posted
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I want a big Island for myself and those who would be willing to live in peace... with tropical cimate ... and tropical gals...

I want a mighty fscking Army, Navy and Air Force to protect my Island, with such an overwhelming power that gains any other State's awe... any yet live in peace with everyone else, as long as they would want to...

:don't tread on me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gadsden_flag



I want to start a brand new Civilization, based in different values, such as respect, by all other living beings...

I want to be called 天皇,

Tenno

:dream on, boy:

Well.. I guess this is all .... for now...
Here's the response from the santa claus of the Star Wars world:

Quote:
From: Santa Claus a.k.a Darth Vader
To: AlexVader

Comrade Alex.
If you want to kidnap "Bill Gates" just call.
About, all the people don't hate.
The solution is simple just offer them iPods.

May the force be with you Alex!
Just a thing that I have noticed is that, there isn't anyone that wants clothes...
Not even a G-Joe jacket alike?

Note: I'm just kidding if anyone feels insulted,
just tell and I will remove the comments


Thanks for the requests and keep posting!

Last edited by coexistance; 12-14-2010 at 12:59 PM. Reason: minor error
 
Old 12-14-2010, 01:14 PM   #26
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Originally Posted by coexistance View Post
This response was made by the Santa Claus of Coca-cola anounymous company:
Quote:
From: Santa Claus a.k.a Britney Spears
to: BrianL

Hello Brian
You have been a addicted to technologies.
Such comportments aren't acceptable so I have some suggestions:
- Be a womanizer.
- Name your PC "Amy".
- And hear my music.
See ya and long living!
Dear Santa,
I've tried being a womaniser, but women run away. Do you think plastic surgery might help?
Brian
 
Old 12-14-2010, 01:32 PM   #27
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Dear Santa,
I've tried being a womaniser, but women run away. Do you think plastic surgery might help?
Brian
From: Santa Claus a.k.a Britney Spears - Coca-cola anonymous addicted company.
To: BrianL

Hello once again BrianL.
You can do a plastic surgery, if you have the following problems:
- Like to spend money for unneeded stuff.
- Like to become BOTOX addicted (the drug of the richs).
- Lose the expressions of the face (if there).
- Like to be kind enough to give a job for an "photosphoper", because of the results after the surgery.
If you answered yes to all this, then: "Yes, you can!"

Pass well!

Last edited by coexistance; 12-14-2010 at 01:33 PM. Reason: typo
 
Old 12-14-2010, 01:47 PM   #28
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Dear Santa,
Do you think LQ members would donate money to the brianL plastic surgery fund?
Brian
 
Old 12-14-2010, 02:54 PM   #29
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Dear Santa,
Do you think LQ members would donate money to the brianL plastic surgery fund?
Brian
From: Santa Claus a.k.a Dr. Richard D'Amico (Plastic Surgery Doctor)
To: Brian

Hello Brian
Of course you can!
LQ have a NotPayAtAll payment service association funds just for that purpose.
(Offline every 365 days and 6 hours, just for it)

Good luck with the requests and a full life, so you can pay our services!

Last edited by coexistance; 12-14-2010 at 02:54 PM. Reason: mistake
 
Old 12-14-2010, 10:25 PM   #30
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I wished for some really hot jackets, it is so cold here, my hands freeze when I have to drive the scooter at 7:30 in the morning to the office!!
 
  


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