When a news-man like that ... finally acknowledges that his health forces him to
leave the news-room ...
... "what's the purpose of remaining alive?" Better hurry up and pack your bags and see if Heaven needs to add another news-man to its roster, to cover the most-recent developments of what's happening down in Hell.
Truly, we are witnessing "the
death end of an era" of the honest-to-goodness
news-man, who brought back the story even when his helicopter got shot-down in combat. Today, when information is now so
easy to collect, and also so easy to deny, folks like him have become exceedingly rare.
I'm very glad that he got to enjoy his accolades ... before he departed this world in pursuit of his next assignment. (There was recently a strange puff of steam in Mansion 6-31-046 ... Satan is
(as usual) suspected, but his official news agency is
(as usual) giving the reporters Holy Hell ...
don't worry, Morley's on it ... story in 36 minutes.)
"Rest in
Peace?!" Dude, you're talkin' about a
news-man! ... ...
