Mwahhahah ... I can already see it happening ... soon they'll add the GSOntmD (Green Screan Of (not too much) Death), the PSOSD (Purple Screen Of Suffocation Death = power outage), the YSWGSORSD (Yellow Screen With Green Stripes Of Rather Severe Death - somewhere in between the BSOD and RSOD), and in no time even the smallest child can tell from the bright, flashy colours on the screen what's wrong with the computer.
Oh, and don't forget about the WYSYWIG : Weird Yellow Screen Yelping Whatever It Gleans.
Bright colours ... must .. not .. staaare ... sooooo pretttyyyy ...
*wanders off, snickering about the BSOD getting an upgrade*