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Old 02-25-2004, 06:10 PM   #1
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Mock Beauty Pagent


Here's a good one. I'm in a beauty pagent.

It's a parody of Miss America that my school puts on every year. There's three sections that I know of: swimsuit, formalwear, and talent.

I have no idea what to do for my talent.
I only get 3 minutes of time for it.

For the swimsuit, I had the idea of getting some sort of heart-shaped chest hair, like Meyres did in Austin Powers.

Other than that, I'm out of ideas.

Anyone else have any?
Keep the answers cynical and sarcastic--it's a comedy.
 
Old 02-25-2004, 06:21 PM   #2
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If you do this, all the girls will just think you're a piece of meat. You don't want that, do you?
 
Old 02-26-2004, 06:39 AM   #3
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How about a magic show? You can make a kernel appear before their very eyes from nothing but a whole bunch of text files. You'd need a fast computer to get it under 3 mins, though.
 
Old 02-26-2004, 05:17 PM   #4
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If you do this, all the girls will just think you're a piece of meat. You don't want that, do you?
Hah.

Is that really such a bad thing though?
 
Old 02-26-2004, 09:11 PM   #5
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swimsuit: a couple of melons, and a baywatch red 2-piece.

for the magic show, you could introduce a livecd distro that magically rans w/o installing on the hadrdrive. now thats astounding.

formal wear: these black glasses w/ masking tape holding 'em together, some overalls hiked 1/2 way up your chest, and a large floppy straw hat with a pengiun on it.

 
  


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