for your convenience:
http://www.instructables.com/id/How-...-The-IT-Crowd/

Great! Now everybody can have their very own internet, and start a "My internet's better than your internet" thread.

After work I'll pop in one of the Maplins stores and get all the necessary parts, and tomorrow I'll proclaim a total and undisputed independence from your internets. Anyway, I'm sure MY internet will contain much more pure internet in it than yours...

btw, in the history of mankind there have been many attempts to create good internets. All of them failed. These are just some of the stories I've heard:

There once was an internet from Kent
which initially seemed really god sent
Till they found out
'tis not worth a pound
as its location was a small tent

There once was the mighty Big Ben
which hosted the internet back then.
When they found out
that it had run out
They ditched it in a really dark den.