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Old 04-13-2008, 03:44 PM   #1
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Talking Joke about M$


A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.

Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.

"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."
 
Old 04-16-2008, 08:33 AM   #2
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you are trying to make an emergency landing, Cancel or Allow?
 
Old 04-21-2008, 05:26 PM   #3
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Joke about M$

that was my laugh for the evening
 
Old 04-21-2008, 07:18 PM   #4
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I hate to tell you this, but tat is very old (several years). There's also the version with an accountant substituted for MS
 
Old 04-21-2008, 07:24 PM   #5
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A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.

Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, screaming in terror and scattering every which way like scared lemmings.

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.

"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they saw a popup message and assumed it was a crash notification."
 
  


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