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#1
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If Chuck Norris had designed Linux......
#2
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The puns were actually very good.
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If chuck norris had designed linux, it probably wouldnt be free, or open source.
Last edited by cascade9; 01-30-2012 at 01:55 AM .
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if chuck norris designed linux, everyone would buy it
(while it still be open source
)
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if chuck Norris designed Linux, it wouldn't just be a kernel
#6
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Originally Posted by
cascade9
*edit- check the political views of mr. norris, I'm not joking.
Thanks. I have just done it and all of a sudden, all those jokes have stopped being funny for me.
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sycamorex
Thanks. I have just done it and all of a sudden, all those jokes have stopped being funny for me.
Are you serious or sarcastic?
#8
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I was being sarcastically serious.
#9
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Or seriously sarcastic?
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Either way, the guy is a moron. How come he can count to infinity... Even twice, but is not able to overcome his own petty prejudices
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Nobody's perfect...No, not even me.
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brianL
Nobody's perfect...No, not even me.
Yeah, right. Pull the other one!
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OK, but I'm too modest to admit it.
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Either way, the guy is a moron. How come he can count to infinity... Even twice, but is not able to overcome his own petty prejudices
Regards to views on homosexuality?
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Regards to views on homosexuality?
Probably "moron" was not an appropriate word here but if I read about a guy and I come up with the following terms: gun rights, anti-gay, faith, I tend to develop my own prejudices against that person.
So, Mr Norris, if, by any chance, you're reading this thread, I'd like to let you know that I'm putting you on my ignore list
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If Chuck Norris had designed Linux......
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