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Old 04-10-2003, 10:59 PM   #1
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Talking I would like a virtual a$$ kicking...


Hey all...

Feelin' a little goofy tonight.

I thought I would ask for a nice a$$ kicking. Please do your best.

I should feel worked over by morning

To get you started...I'll throw the first punch.

*Hey Loser....come here......WHACK....as I smash you in the face*
 
Old 04-10-2003, 11:05 PM   #2
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I don't think this is called feeling goofy, I think this is called *boredom*

And you don't want no moderator kicking your a**...
We are too powerful... !!
 
Old 04-10-2003, 11:21 PM   #3
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I would like a virtual a$$ kicking...
Were you interested in the $5.00 a** kicking or the $10.00 a** kicking?

Apologies to Monty Python...
 
Old 04-10-2003, 11:57 PM   #4
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Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
 
Old 04-11-2003, 03:44 AM   #5
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...I fart in your general direction!
 
Old 04-11-2003, 08:03 AM   #6
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Wow....seems like i'm winning the fight so far
 
Old 04-11-2003, 05:29 PM   #7
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You've got no friends and you smell of poo.

(So ner-ner-ner...)
 
Old 04-11-2003, 05:56 PM   #8
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I think this turned into a Monty Python thread :O!
 
Old 04-11-2003, 06:40 PM   #9
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Why so much Monty Python....

I don't understand why he is even funny at all. Totally bores the heck out of me.

 
Old 04-12-2003, 04:11 PM   #10
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I don't understand why he is even funny at all. Totally bores the heck out of me.
he who?
 
Old 04-12-2003, 05:21 PM   #11
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"Mr. Clark once did me the honor to review my poems, and I forgive him. . . . Mr. C. [Lewis Gaylord Clark], as a literary man, has about him no determinateness, no distinctiveness, no saliency of point; an apple, in fact, or a pumpkin, has more angles. . . . he is noticeable for nothing in the world except the markedness by which he is noticeable for nothing."
- E.A. Poe

Now, I believe this is one of the most eloquent ways I've seen someone get an @ss kicking. I dare anyone to beat that.
 
Old 04-13-2003, 12:29 AM   #12
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cuckoopint


You've just won. I've gotten up, brushed myself off, and began walking home. Thanks...

I enjoyed that
 
  


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