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devUnix 03-02-2011 01:08 PM
How Do Unix Gurus Do Stuffs Like This?
 
Well, oh, not really, I mean, I do not want to convey any sort of offensive stuffs here. But, well, I came across something like this on a website and am posting it here. But the purpose is fun!

So, do you remember any such stuffs that you have come across or have you created them on your own and can share them here ?

Well, precisely it has to be a Unix / Linux thing.


Q: How does a Unix Guru do sex?

A: (STOP HERE IF YOU GET/FEEL EASILY OFFENDED)

strip
touch
finger
mount
fsck
yes
umount
sleep

:D;):D;)

MensaWater 03-02-2011 01:12 PM
Many would put "fsck" rather than "mount". ;)

devUnix 03-02-2011 01:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MensaWater (Post 4276685)
Many would put "fsck" rather than "mount". ;)
That is next to mount! I forgot to type it! :D

silvyus_06 03-02-2011 06:29 PM
errrmm... nope ...this threadz ain't for me ..lol

cascade9 03-07-2011 12:10 PM
You forgot a few stages, and really to be good at it you need a bit more than just the basics-

snice
talk
logname
date
addresses

Theres the basic, maybe after a while you can move onto this-

strip
touch
finger

head (for the sake of fairness and fun this should go both ways)

mount
fsck

swapon
swapoff
swapon
swapoff

yes
umount
sleep

There are also 'swinger' commands-

groupadd
showmount

The real fun is from combining commands-

gawk python
ckecksum tail

Some things you probably shouldnt just do out of the blue as well-

dump

Some you should NEVER do-

biff

Dont forget, it should always be-

free

Sumguy 03-07-2011 12:47 PM
Ah, the joys of Open Sore Software!

devUnix 03-07-2011 01:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cascade9 (Post 4281727)
You forgot a few stages, and really to be good at it you need a bit more than just the basics-

snice
talk
logname
date
addresses

Theres the basic, maybe after a while you can move onto this-

strip
touch
finger

head (for the sake of fairness and fun this should go both ways)

mount
fsck

swapon
swapoff
swapon
swapoff

yes
umount
sleep

There are also 'swinger' commands-

groupadd
showmount

The real fun is from combining commands-

gawk python
ckecksum tail

Some things you probably shouldnt just do out of the blue as well-

dump

Some you should NEVER do-

biff

Dont forget, it should always be-

free



Great! :p

Sumguy 03-07-2011 01:18 PM
At least with Linux, you don't have to worry about diseases (viruses)......

RedNeck-LQ 03-08-2011 02:41 PM
unzip
expand
more
nice
eject
jobs
make clean

devUnix 03-08-2011 02:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RedNeck-LQ (Post 4283199)
unzip
expand
more
nice
eject
jobs
make clean
O! Yes!

lumak 03-09-2011 04:09 AM
Code:
if `usermod geek`; then
 whatis proc
 quotastats
 while [ x$COMMAND != "xDONE" ]; do
  read COMMAND
  help $COMMAND
 done
 read GENDER
 if ! `locate $GENDER`; then
  loadkeys
 elif `init -z $GENDER` != "interested";
  loadkeys
 else
  # Lets face it, you aren't going to follow through anyway.
  loadkeys
 fi
fi

DJRcomputing 03-11-2011 02:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cascade9 (Post 4281727)
head (for the sake of fairness and fun this should go both ways)
ROTFLMAsciiO! Your reply has to be THE funniest "geek humour" thing I've read in ages. Did you think that up on the spot? Regardless, well done! The above? Agreed.

lupusarcanus 03-13-2011 03:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cascade9 (Post 4281727)
You forgot a few stages, and really to be good at it you need a bit more than just the basics-

snice
talk
logname
date
addresses

Theres the basic, maybe after a while you can move onto this-

strip
touch
finger

head (for the sake of fairness and fun this should go both ways)

mount
fsck

swapon
swapoff
swapon
swapoff

yes
umount
sleep

There are also 'swinger' commands-

groupadd
showmount

The real fun is from combining commands-

gawk python
ckecksum tail

Some things you probably shouldnt just do out of the blue as well-

dump

Some you should NEVER do-

biff

Dont forget, it should always be-

free
You ruined my childhood, LOL. :D


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