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Old 11-28-2003, 08:48 PM   #16
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Those 2 posts from me here are to be taken as jokes,
I love women
 
Old 11-28-2003, 11:20 PM   #17
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I remember walking into a B. Dalton bookstore about 10 years ago, saw a book in the Humor section - "What Men Know About Women" - it was a paperback with 120 blank pages.

BTW - the Diamond Commercials that show up on TV this time of year - I'd like to find out who at the ad agency came up with that theme - if it was a guy, I'd beat him up (my wife always asks about what I'm getting her for Christmas), but my guess is that it was a woman...
 
Old 11-29-2003, 04:15 AM   #18
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http://www.eecis.udel.edu/~masterma/...GeekGirls.html
This might help Schatoor.
 
Old 11-29-2003, 04:16 AM   #19
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Me to

fmfnavydoc, I don't know that commercial. How does it go?
 
Old 11-29-2003, 04:17 AM   #20
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Thanks quietguy47
 
Old 11-29-2003, 04:53 AM   #21
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schatoor,

The commercials are usually done by Kay Jewelers, a nationwide jeweler store chain, and also A Diamond Is forever (I believe they are owned by DeBeers). The commercials are usually shown during NFL and College football games startting in October and run through the entire regular season, which usually ends around Christmas.
 
Old 11-29-2003, 05:22 AM   #22
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Re: girl howto

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Originally posted by schatoor
I tried "man girl" but it came up with nothing.
Hugh....

How many times has that been said down thru the ages....

Right up there with "I'm going to write a book on women" and "The check is in the mail"

- perry
 
Old 11-29-2003, 05:38 PM   #23
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I don't understand... you guys act like women are just objects... they are not!
Come on you dont need a manual.. just be yourself... but never .. never think of women as you are talking about them in this forum!
 
Old 11-29-2003, 07:55 PM   #24
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I don't understand... you guys act like women are just objects... they are not!
Come on you dont need a manual.. just be yourself... but never .. never think of women as you are talking about them in this forum!
Everything in existance is an object
 
Old 11-29-2003, 08:06 PM   #25
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Talking Try this

I had a 60 year old man teach me this one. When you are at a bar with a girl and she is talking to you and you are intrested in her.

1 pretend that you can't hear her and put your hand on her lower back and put your ear closer to her mouth. Remember you have to pretend that you can not hear her.

2. Leave your hand there a bit longer. If she does not pull away you can play your cards right and get what you want. Provided that you are smooth

3. If she pulls away just keep feeding her more Booz. She will come around sooner or later.

Tip of the day:

Go for older woman. There are some very good looking older woman out there and they know what it is all about. Remember that now you are the peace of ass if she is intrested. Also you will know in a few minuits if she is intrested. If you are really young like 19 or so haveing sex with a good looking older womon is like f*cking a porn star. They are not shy at all, allot better than playing doctor with your prom date!

Best of luck and remember the I can't here you trick.

-AG
 
Old 11-29-2003, 11:48 PM   #26
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The "woman" pages are included with the "fun/funny man pages" (they have other names, like man-pages-fun in debian).

As for a HOWTO, women are simple. They want security (well, the illusion of it, at least). Whether that comes in the form of money, affection, etc., isn't relative. Whatever form it takes, however, it had better be solid.

It doesn't hurt if she can brag about you to her friends, and make them a little jealous, either.
 
Old 11-30-2003, 12:07 AM   #27
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quote:
Come on you dont need a manual.. just be yourself..

Yea right, how old are you? Just be yourself.

quote:
Go for older woman. There are some very good looking older woman out there and they know what it is all about.

Yea, but I am an older guy, then what?
Oh, I guess I will just stay in and

Do what I do and act shy(allthough when I was younger, I was shy) and let them come to you. I have not had to ask many women out, they did it for me.
 
Old 11-30-2003, 12:12 AM   #28
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twilli227,

Here is how woman work:

Older woman - easy because they just want to get laid like you and me.

Younger woman - easy because they are stupid.

Don't worry about the age. If i only knew then what i know now. I would love to be in highschool again.
 
Old 11-30-2003, 07:33 AM   #29
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Maybe it doesn't count for me.. but I am only 14 years old and I have the girls just going crazy over me... heck I have girls 17 or 18 falling for me.. And I'm just myself.....
I think the way this thread is going is disgusting... I mean come on.. women aren't just some sex object. They are people! I never look at a woman that way .. it disgusts me to think of them like that.

So you don't have to listen to me.. and you probably won't since I'm still young but.....I learned all this from a.) Trial and error b) From my old man .

I never act like all the other people... I act like myself . And I have girls falling for me.

And those girls tell their friends and those girls tell their friends.... plus... my male freinds tell their girl freinds
 
Old 11-30-2003, 07:54 AM   #30
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Quote:
Originally posted by agallant
Older woman - easy because they just want to get laid like you and me.
Younger woman - easy because they are stupid.
Don't worry about the age. If i only knew then what i know now. I would love to be in highschool again.
hey, just between us demons, women are a dime a dozen....

and as for the booze, they have a saying in Newfoundland:

"went to bed at 2 with a 10, woke up at 10 with a 2"

cheers

- perry
 
  


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