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Old 06-27-2006, 10:51 PM   #1
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Talking Genius is Humerous

Greetings Smart Masses,
I refer to the members of this .org as such because I have been very impressed with the amount of quality information I have found here. Commonly with intelligence comes a sense of humor. I thought if okay with Sir moderator we could use this thread for humor. If anyone has any non-offensive anecdotes or jokes maybe this would be the thread to follow. For example how many explanations for the acronym MSDOS can you come up with?
My Servers Delete Only Syntax
Machine Script Data Opens Samba
 
Old 06-27-2006, 11:03 PM   #2
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My Simple Desktop Of Shit
Last edited by Hitboxx; 06-27-2006 at 11:05 PM.
 
Old 06-27-2006, 11:29 PM   #3
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Most Superusers Don't Open Spam
 
Old 06-27-2006, 11:31 PM   #4
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MSDOS=MicroS0ft Dump Of Shit

yeah i just made it up!
 
Old 06-27-2006, 11:50 PM   #5
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Maidens Swallow Down Our Stoli
Martians Swiftly Destroyed Our Sanity

Keep it going ,but here are some names of groups my co-worker found while looking through titles of non-profit orginizations:
National Coalition for the elimination of unnecessary apologies
Release The Twins Foundation
The People Who Hate People Party
Slutty Fags V.S. Christians Group


Most Sysadmins Divorce Our Spouses
 
Old 06-28-2006, 12:02 AM   #6
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Mean Systems Don't Often Synchronize

Microsoft Shouldn't Do Offending Stuff

My Sex Doesn't Offer Satisfaction

Microsoft, Satan.. Don't Over Scrutinize!

err, someone finish this joke:

Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Linus Torvalds walk into a bar...
 
Old 06-28-2006, 12:21 AM   #7
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Most Sadistic Despots Opress Servants

Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, and Linus Torvalds walk into a bar
Bill tells the bartender he is so thirsty he could lick the sweat off a dog's ass
Steve looks at Bill and says, "woof woof big boy"
Linus shakes head and as he walks away.
 
Old 06-28-2006, 12:29 AM   #8
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Anyone experienced with DOS will tell you that

Many Slow Donkeys Operate Speedier


When the time came to upgrade there was

Money Slipping Down Our Sewer


Upon installing the upgrade you'd find there was

Mostly Sparse-Decorated Old Shit


After all the years of upgrading we found that the

Manuals Supplied Dominated Our Shelves


When I upgraded to Linux I found that

My System Does Operate Superbly

without MS-DOS after all!!
 
Old 06-28-2006, 12:46 AM   #9
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Very good, before I installed Linux I couldn't

Manage Superior Distros Operating Smoothly

because Micro Soft Didn't Offer Security

which caused My Sanity's Dreams Only Sorrow

as I watched Malware Savagely Destroy Overrated Shit.
 
Old 06-28-2006, 08:02 AM   #10
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News Flash:
In the short amount of time I have been on this site I have noticed that if you estimate the ratio of people who view your thread with the number of people who reply to your thread it is about one out of nine.

Most Surveyors Don't Others Support
 
Old 06-28-2006, 10:41 AM   #11
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Not original this, but I seem to remember that about the time of the MSDOS version 4 debacle (anyone remember that?), it was sometimes referred to as:

A Mess DOS

(Say it quickly.)
 
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A MESssDOS
 
Old 06-28-2006, 08:51 PM   #13
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We all know wha pebkac stands for, but what other acronyms can you think of?
 
Old 06-29-2006, 02:16 PM   #14
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what is 'pebkac'?
 
Old 06-29-2006, 02:42 PM   #15
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'pebkac' = problem exists between keyboard and chair
 
  


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