Thanks for the link!
Uhhh... then again, maybe not ...
You see, I followed a couple of links from this, more-or-less at random, and wound up
here, and ... by about more-or-less halfway down, I felt that I was stuck in a Woody Allen movie on speed-dial.
Y'see ... while I have nothing in particular against Woody Allen ... he is certainly a bitch-rich bitch-famous director
(ahem...) ... he
also is quite obviously someone who has
never, in his entire :ba:
life, set foot outside of the borough of Manhattan.
Consequently, he:
(a) cannot conceive of any
universe outside of:
Quote:
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Everything made me feel poisonous. Xeroxing some papers, I saw one of my co-workers had left his phone bill, sealed and stamped, in the box for outgoing mail. It made me so mad I didn't know what to do. It scared me that things like this brought me close to boiling. I was afraid I'd boil over and do something I didn't want to do.
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and
(b): Simply
takes it for granted that "this ol' boy from Tennessee" actually
has no choice but to "give a
Rhett Butler" about it. (Trust me on this: you can put anything you want in an outgoing mailbox, and I won't even "become unglued" if you forgot the stamp. Nope, not a chance of me winding up on "COPS" because of this...)
Am I supposed to prefix my next line (and you know perfectly well what that "next line" is ...) with,
"I hate to inform you that..." ??
Good. Don't tell Woody, either. I suspect we'll all be happier if you don't. Mr. Allen, after all, became a very rich man by selling neuroses to all those neurotic people in Manhattan. And I feel
much better ...
... for living a 889 road-miles away.
