The Lord and I are in a sheep-shepherd relationship,
 and I am in a position of negative need.

 He prostrates me in a green-belt grazing area.

 He conducts me directionally parallel to non-torrential
 aqueous liquid.

 He returns to original satisfaction levels my
 psychological makeup.

 He switches me on to a positive behavioral format
 for maximal prestige of His identity.

 It should indeed be said that notwithstanding the fact
 that I make ambulatory progress through the umbragious
 inter-hill mortality slot, terror sensations will no be
 initiated in me, due to para-etical phenomena.

 Your pastoral walking aid and quadrupic pickup unit
 introduce me into a pleasurific mood state.

 You design and produce a nutriment-bearing furniture-
 type structure in the context of non-cooperative elements.

 You act out a head-related folk ritual employing
 vegetable extract.

 My beverage utensil experiences a volume crisis.

 It is an ongoing deductible fact that your inter-
 relational empathetical and non-ventious capabilities
 will retain me as their target-focus for the duration
 of my non-death period, and I will possess tenant
 rights in the housing unit of the Lord on a permanent,
 open-ended time basis.

         A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling
                          by Mark Twain

        For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped
to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer
be part of the alphabet.  The only kase in which "c" would be retained
would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later.  Year 2
might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the
same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with
"i" and Iear 4 might fiks the "g/j" anomali wonse and for all.
        Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear
with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12
or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants.
Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi
ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz
ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli.
        Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud
hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.