Originally Posted by Mr-Bisquit
Do you know how I know I got buns of steel?
A dog ran up to bite me.
So I turned around and squeezed my cheeks.
His teeth broke on impact.
Scooby is wearing doggy dentures.
So, now you're telling us that you invented light and fluffy steel?
Or did you just go stale?
Either way, you're scaring the women and children with your light and fluffy ways. Cease and desist, I tell you! Cease and desist!