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Old 07-07-2003, 01:04 PM   #1
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Talking Bill Gates and the CD of Power


Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit. I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows on my PC, told him how happy I was with this operating system and showed him the Windows CD. To my astonishment and distress he threw it into my micro-wave oven and turned it on.

I was upset because the CD had become precious to me, but he said "Do not worry, it is unharmed." After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said "Take a close look at it."

To my surprise the CD was quite cold and it seemed to have become thicker and heavier than before. At first I could not see anything, but on the inner edge of the central hole I saw an inscription, in lines finer than anything I have ever seen before. The inscription shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great depth.

4F6E65204F5320746F2072756C65207468656D20616C6C2C20
4F6E65204F5320746F
2066696E64207468656D2C0D0A4F6E65204F5320746F206272
696E67207468656D20
616C6C20616E6420696E20746865206461726B6E6573732062
696E64207468656D

"I cannot read the fiery letters," I said. "No," he said, "but I can. The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in common English this is what it says"

"One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them
One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them."

I got this from another forum.
 
Old 07-07-2003, 03:22 PM   #2
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Bill Gates is Sauron? I always thought of him as being Benny from The Mummy.
 
Old 07-07-2003, 03:26 PM   #3
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LMAO!!
 
Old 07-07-2003, 03:30 PM   #4
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That's good. So is Steve Balmer Sauromon?
 
Old 07-07-2003, 04:26 PM   #5
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So who is Linus torvalds? Oooh, I know, he is Gandalf, the good wizard.
Can I be Frodo?

Last edited by schatoor; 07-07-2003 at 04:28 PM.
 
Old 07-07-2003, 05:09 PM   #6
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I say linux is gandalf too. But who destroys the cd of power?
 
Old 07-08-2003, 03:07 AM   #7
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haha That's really cool. At the beginning, I've thought it was a true story, but sounded kinda familiar...LOL
 
Old 07-08-2003, 07:45 AM   #8
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Steve Balmer would be Grima Wormtongue
 
Old 07-08-2003, 05:08 PM   #9
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You guys are mean just cuz someone works hard and makes lotsa money dosnt..........oh wait I hate them to, lol.
 
Old 07-08-2003, 10:57 PM   #10
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Quote:
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You guys are mean just cuz someone works hard and makes lotsa money dosnt..........oh wait I hate them to, lol.
I can't remeber who it was, but someone's sig says "Microsoft isn't evil, they just make really crappy operating systems"
-Linus Travolds.
 
  


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