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The Link Between Man and God is Faith

Posted 06-22-2011 at 01:06 AM by tailinlinux

The Link Between Man and God is Faith
In hidup, philosophy on 2010/04/08 at 10:52

An atheist professor of Philosophy speaks to his class on the Problem Science has with God, The Almighty. He asks one of his new Christian students to stand andÖ

Professor: You are a Christian, arenít you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: Is God all-powerful?
Student: Yes.
Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didnít. How is this God good then? Hmm?
(Student is silent)
Professor: You canít answer, can you? Letís start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: FromÖ GodÖ
Professor: Thatís right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isnít it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student does not answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, donít they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student has no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, sonÖ Have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student: No, sir. Iím afraid I havenít.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your God doesnít exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.
Professor: Yes. Faith. And that is the Problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No sir. There isnít.
(The Lecture Theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we donít have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we canít go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is Energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There is pin-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isnít darkness?
Student: Youíre wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing lightÖ But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and itís called darkness, isnít it? In reality, darkness isnít. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldnít you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good God and a Bad God. You are viewing the Concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science canít even explain a Thought. It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view Death as the opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing. Death is not the opposite of Life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class is in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professorís brain?
(The Class breaks out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professorís brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The Professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable)

Professor: I guess youíll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it sirÖ The link between Man and God is faith. That is all that keeps things moving and alive.

It turned out later that the student is Albert Einsten.
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  1. Old Comment
    Very nice use of language, Very engaging article. Love it
    Posted 06-26-2011 at 05:43 AM by Nabeel Nabeel is offline
  2. Old Comment
    Indeed, nice article Needs some proper formatting.
    Posted 06-26-2011 at 09:17 AM by TheIndependentAquarius TheIndependentAquarius is offline
  3. Old Comment
    Thanks for all comments and who view my blogs.....

    I accidentally search this article while im browsing on internet and i want to share it to all of you..



    Aries
    Posted 09-04-2011 at 10:10 PM by tailinlinux tailinlinux is offline
  4. Old Comment
    Woh is Albert Einsten? If this was meant to fool people into it being Albert Einstein, he never had this conversation. Do your research.
    Posted 09-05-2011 at 12:43 AM by kindofabuzz kindofabuzz is offline
 

  



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