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Just bad names

Posted 04-27-2010 at 04:51 PM by Mr-Bisquit

Food Lion has a generic cereal named "Freaky Fruits."
I don't know about you but, I'm not going to eat a bowl of drug crazed transvestites.

Another one I saw as a child was "Buffalo Gas."
Someone made a song about it.
"Buffalo gas
Straight from the buffalo's ass.
Burns clean.
Burns green.
Raised on pinto beans."

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Sleepitation

Posted 04-27-2010 at 04:35 PM by Mr-Bisquit

Tags timey, wtf

Code:

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       a
         l
           l
           i
          n
         g  /--------\
           | ZZZZZZZ! |
          /\_________/
to   sleep

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Look, Mr-Bisquit is bloging again.

Posted 04-25-2010 at 11:40 PM by Mr-Bisquit

Tags bisquit eater, timey, wtf

"What in the Hell are you blogging about this time?"

Code:

I don't know.
              Maybe nothing.
      Maybe                  something.
 Perhaps
         Mr-Bisquit
                    is
                       being
                             his
                                 bisquity
                                          self.

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Jim and Bob predict the future

Posted 04-25-2010 at 12:15 PM by Mr-Bisquit

Tags bisquit maker, goodly stuffs, jim and bob, timey, wtf

"Hey, Bob."
"Yeah, Jim?"
"Do you know that I can see the future just by a part of my body itching?"
"Really?"
"Yep. Wanna see?"
"Okay. My nose is itching. Means someone's coming to see you."
Just then someone knocks at the door. It's Bob's uncle. They talk and Bob returns.
"That's amazing, Jim."
"Okay, my ear is itching. Means someone is talking about you."
...

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