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Today is a BSD day

Posted 05-24-2010 at 01:23 AM by Mr-Bisquit

Maybe it will also be a bdsm day, who knows?
I'll have to invent some new superheroes.
THE ATOMIC MIDGET FORCE.
But what powers do they have?

Tommy Tranny. Also known as the hero "Captain CrossDresser."
By day, he works in a boutique. At night, he puts on is magic stockings and becomes Captain CrossDresser.

Your Mom. Also known as "Your Mom."
Powers. Being your mom.


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Passando-la

Posted 05-22-2010 at 03:48 AM by Mr-Bisquit

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out into the distance.
The sea of grass with frothing with fireflies.
       Down scatters across the road
              The sound of calmness screams from the trees.
I can touch
      parts of yesterday
               with the fingers of my mind.
The day passes
and night is swallowed
          the moon is swallowed
by
within
the clouds.
How black and dark is the road I travel.
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Wisdom

Posted 05-12-2010 at 06:28 PM by Mr-Bisquit

"Answer me."
"But.."
"Don't talk back."

So the old man would constantly give an answer of, "I don't know, son.
Which part of 'I don't know' don't you understand, son? The 'I,' the 'don't,' or the 'know'?"
After a while, we got sick of hearing this; so, Mike and I came up with a solution. The old man was being an ass and we were tired of it. After discussing our plan, we waited.
The next day.....
Mike:...
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Life's difficult questions and situations.

Posted 05-12-2010 at 10:30 AM by Mr-Bisquit

Q1. Do you know the difference between your arse and a hole in the ground?
If you can wear it as a hat, it's your arse.
Q2 What's the difference between shit and shinola?
If it didn't come out of your hat, it's shinola.
Q3 Do I shit or go blind?
You need to take off your hat or you will go blind.
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Happy Mothers' Day

Posted 05-09-2010 at 12:55 PM by Mr-Bisquit

I haven't seen my mother in a long time. She's an immigrant that still doesn't have her citizenship yet. God knows how long it will be before she won't be needing that ugly pink "green card" she has in her wallet. Even though she's not pure Spanish- and not Mexican Spanish- she did wish me Cinco de Mayo- and sent me an e-card.
Mental problems run in every generation of her family and a few of us- me, my brothers and sisters- have them also. I can't hate her for this, it wouldn't...
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