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Jim and Bob take lunch

Posted 04-25-2010 at 06:32 PM by Mr-Bisquit

"Hey, Jim."
"Yeah, Bob."
"Do you like crackers with your soup?"
"Why? Planning on inviting your family over for dinner?"
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Jim and Bob predict the future

Posted 04-25-2010 at 12:15 PM by Mr-Bisquit

"Hey, Bob."
"Yeah, Jim?"
"Do you know that I can see the future just by a part of my body itching?"
"Really?"
"Yep. Wanna see?"
"Okay. My nose is itching. Means someone's coming to see you."
Just then someone knocks at the door. It's Bob's uncle. They talk and Bob returns.
"That's amazing, Jim."
"Okay, my ear is itching. Means someone is talking about you."
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Jim and Bob talk about nothing.

Posted 04-25-2010 at 06:56 AM by Mr-Bisquit

"Hey, Jim."
"Yeah, Bob?"
"Do you know that there is a little person in me trying to get out?"
"What did I tell you about eating them midgets?"
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