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Bucket of worms

Posted 05-02-2010 at 09:08 PM by Mr-Bisquit

Michael, one of my brothers, is a few years younger than me and this concerns him when he was five.
Being extremely industrious for his age, Mike saw an opportunity in making money but didn't know how to go about doing it.
" Dig up some worms, " the old man told him, "and sell them for money,"
Michael took hold of this idea and decided to fill a five gallon bucket with worms and dirt. Taking his wares, he lugged it from house to house with no sales whatsoever....
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Jim and Bob predict the future

Posted 04-25-2010 at 12:15 PM by Mr-Bisquit

"Hey, Bob."
"Yeah, Jim?"
"Do you know that I can see the future just by a part of my body itching?"
"Really?"
"Yep. Wanna see?"
"Okay. My nose is itching. Means someone's coming to see you."
Just then someone knocks at the door. It's Bob's uncle. They talk and Bob returns.
"That's amazing, Jim."
"Okay, my ear is itching. Means someone is talking about you."
...
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Postulations from the cultural underbelly

Posted 04-25-2010 at 05:45 AM by Mr-Bisquit

I lack the ability to think linearly and have the tendency to overreact at the most inopportune times, which happen to be always.
There's a time to be serious; unfortunately, there are people who lack a sense of humor.
Cashier: "How are you doing today?"
Me: "I'm pregnant."
Cashier: "Really?"
Me: "Yeah, see." I make my belly poke in and out "The baby's kicking."
Or I will start randomly...
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Bike riding

Posted 04-24-2010 at 07:00 AM by Mr-Bisquit

I rode my bike fifty miles round trip.
When I came home, I fell asleep.
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debian

Posted 04-24-2010 at 06:37 AM by Mr-Bisquit

I was on the forums as sossego; but, since I have a tendency to be emotional and not much on censorship, I have been banned from there.

It was a nice ride.
however, I really do suggest people use Debian because it can be scaled.
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