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Mora/Amora/Blackberry

Posted 07-08-2010 at 08:30 PM by Mr-Bisquit

Not the phone, the fruit.
Delicious and nutritious.
Picked twenty one pints in two days.
Going to make a cobbler.
Already made juice.
Had picked about ten pints before.
Going to make a blackberry napoleon.
If you complain, I'm going to take a blackberry shit on your head.
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Blah

Posted 06-13-2010 at 05:32 PM by Mr-Bisquit

Ugh ah!
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On being human

Posted 05-30-2010 at 03:51 PM by Mr-Bisquit

Value every moment as it comes along,
conform to no standard.
Accept no limits,
letting yourself experience failure and regret
alongside joy and relief.
Every moment is now.
Never let yourself forget you are always here.
Heaven nor Hell nor even a Day of Judgement
causes me more fear,
Than knowing I have still
trespasses against another.
On being human
'tis no greater
disappointment or pleasure.
On...
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Today is a BSD day

Posted 05-24-2010 at 01:23 AM by Mr-Bisquit

Maybe it will also be a bdsm day, who knows?
I'll have to invent some new superheroes.
THE ATOMIC MIDGET FORCE.
But what powers do they have?

Tommy Tranny. Also known as the hero "Captain CrossDresser."
By day, he works in a boutique. At night, he puts on is magic stockings and becomes Captain CrossDresser.

Your Mom. Also known as "Your Mom."
Powers. Being your mom.


Sam Jam, Also known as...
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Life's difficult questions and situations.

Posted 05-12-2010 at 10:30 AM by Mr-Bisquit

Q1. Do you know the difference between your arse and a hole in the ground?
If you can wear it as a hat, it's your arse.
Q2 What's the difference between shit and shinola?
If it didn't come out of your hat, it's shinola.
Q3 Do I shit or go blind?
You need to take off your hat or you will go blind.
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