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Jim and Bob predict the future

Posted 04-25-2010 at 01:15 PM by Mr-Bisquit

"Hey, Bob."
"Yeah, Jim?"
"Do you know that I can see the future just by a part of my body itching?"
"Really?"
"Yep. Wanna see?"
"Okay. My nose is itching. Means someone's coming to see you."
Just then someone knocks at the door. It's Bob's uncle. They talk and Bob returns.
"That's amazing, Jim."
"Okay, my ear is itching. Means someone is talking about you."
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Jim and Bob talk about nothing.

Posted 04-25-2010 at 07:56 AM by Mr-Bisquit

"Hey, Jim."
"Yeah, Bob?"
"Do you know that there is a little person in me trying to get out?"
"What did I tell you about eating them midgets?"
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Postulations from the cultural underbelly

Posted 04-25-2010 at 06:45 AM by Mr-Bisquit

I lack the ability to think linearly and have the tendency to overreact at the most inopportune times, which happen to be always.
There's a time to be serious; unfortunately, there are people who lack a sense of humor.
Cashier: "How are you doing today?"
Me: "I'm pregnant."
Cashier: "Really?"
Me: "Yeah, see." I make my belly poke in and out "The baby's kicking."
Or I will start randomly...
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Bike riding

Posted 04-24-2010 at 08:00 AM by Mr-Bisquit

I rode my bike fifty miles round trip.
When I came home, I fell asleep.
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debian

Posted 04-24-2010 at 07:37 AM by Mr-Bisquit

I was on the forums as sossego; but, since I have a tendency to be emotional and not much on censorship, I have been banned from there.

It was a nice ride.
however, I really do suggest people use Debian because it can be scaled.
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