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Debian forums: I hope I get banned.

Posted 05-23-2010 at 01:26 PM by Mr-Bisquit
Tags banned, debian, wtf

I'm sorry if speaking up for someone and against an asshat isn't acceptable to you. I'll gladly take being banned to keeping my mouth shut.
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Passando-la

Posted 05-22-2010 at 04:48 AM by Mr-Bisquit

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D i t n
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out into the distance.
The sea of grass with frothing with fireflies.
       Down scatters across the road
              The sound of calmness screams from the trees.
I can touch
      parts of yesterday
               with the fingers of my mind.
The day passes
and night is swallowed
          the moon is swallowed
by
within
the clouds.
How black and dark is the road I travel.
...
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I'm tired

Posted 05-13-2010 at 06:43 PM by Mr-Bisquit

I regret opening up.
If anyone asks where my humor comes from....
it's how I deal with life.
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Wisdom

Posted 05-12-2010 at 07:28 PM by Mr-Bisquit

"Answer me."
"But.."
"Don't talk back."

So the old man would constantly give an answer of, "I don't know, son.
Which part of 'I don't know' don't you understand, son? The 'I,' the 'don't,' or the 'know'?"
After a while, we got sick of hearing this; so, Mike and I came up with a solution. The old man was being an ass and we were tired of it. After discussing our plan, we waited.
The next day.....
Mike:...
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Life's difficult questions and situations.

Posted 05-12-2010 at 11:30 AM by Mr-Bisquit

Q1. Do you know the difference between your arse and a hole in the ground?
If you can wear it as a hat, it's your arse.
Q2 What's the difference between shit and shinola?
If it didn't come out of your hat, it's shinola.
Q3 Do I shit or go blind?
You need to take off your hat or you will go blind.
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