Don't shoot me.
Even though I'd probably be better off.
Were it not for my wonderful friends in Seattle & Hamburg, life would be unbearable.
Back to the topic:
The numerous Apple Fanbois (and -gurlz) in my life finally convinced me to stop spending my free time getting Linux to work on various laptops. I'm on my second MacBook Pro, and my wife & two daughters have Macs as well. I was the final convert, although I use mine as a terminal to administer...