My Favorite LQ Quotes
Things that make me laugh.
Can't say it wasn't deserved.
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Originally Posted by TB0ne
Get the hell out of my office and do your own work
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Originally Posted by onebuck
I try to lead by example throughout my daily life, no different here at LQ. Sometimes my response can seem terse but not intended.
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Originally Posted by Randicus Draco Albus
Unfortunately, in today's lazy society convenience supersedes all other factors: security, health, finances and common sense.
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Originally Posted by rokytnji
I have a problem knowing what a human being across from me is thinking.
Let alone how a alien thought processes work.
Let alone how a alien thought processes work.
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Originally Posted by rokytnji
If the quote button was a rattlesnake. You'd be dead already.
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Originally Posted by jefro
I think we need to monitor SE Tennessee, USA a bit better.
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Originally Posted by Thor_2.0
I use one tool: discipline...that and a debug strategy...errors will light up the room
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Originally Posted by grail
Well of course missing information will make none of our supplied scripts work 
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Originally Posted by cascade9
nobody gets a camera system to protect kittie litter.
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Originally Posted by 273
I think you may need to spend more time with your puppy.
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Originally Posted by sundialsvcs
If there's a single "crucial life-skill" that I would suggest, it would be: "never stop studying, learning, and learning about, computer-programming languages."
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Originally Posted by sundialsvcs
I'm thinking that you will probably wind up writing a small computer-program here . . .
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Originally Posted by enorbet
May the Bird of Paradise poop on his birthday cake !
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Originally Posted by rjo98
Thanks. Since you both had the same "ugly" answer, i'll try that one first.
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Originally Posted by fogpipe
The learning curve was more of a learning cliff
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Originally Posted by TobiSGD
I recommend to disable voice notifications, otherwise you may end up with your computer yelling at you
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Originally Posted by Myk267
Unfortunately there's not a button for everything, so I end up using the terminal quite a bit, too.
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Originally Posted by carlosinfl
DO NOT MAKE DATABASE CHANGES FROM THE FILE SYSTEM LEVEL. THAT IS VERY VERY BAD and makes pandas cry!
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Originally Posted by ntubski
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Originally Posted by sundialsvcs
Hey, why are we poundin' this fellow on the head, all of the sudden?
This ain't PerlMonks, y'know ...
This ain't PerlMonks, y'know ...
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Originally Posted by TB0ne
Learn the skills, communicate well, and work hard. If you don't like it, learn ANOTHER set of skills, and move forward.
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Originally Posted by John VV
then spend the next ( 30 min to one MONTH ) editing the settings
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Originally Posted by ondoho
i have the feeling i am being played, but let's try and answer this:
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Originally Posted by szboardstretcher
Real bunch of experts here i see. I bet if I asked a simple question, people would jump all over it.
OMG, like, how do you make that backwards 'd'
I dont know why i bother with this forum. It fires at about a 1% answer rate.
Thats slightly lower than what you would get from a brain damaged monkey.
OMG, like, how do you make that backwards 'd'
I dont know why i bother with this forum. It fires at about a 1% answer rate.
Thats slightly lower than what you would get from a brain damaged monkey.
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Originally Posted by ondoho
why did you all of a sudden get interested in it?
like there wasn't about 10.000 other distros to choose from.
like there wasn't about 10.000 other distros to choose from.
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Originally Posted by ondoho
(now i have to duck & run because jesus police is coming after me)
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Originally Posted by Tinkster
the brain farts that you're crop-dusting the forum with are making it very hard to remain well composed.
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Originally Posted by kikinovak
The dogs bark, but the caravan goes on.
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Originally Posted by jackcf
I didn't even think of looking at the logs.
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Originally Posted by sundialsvcs
I even picked out a name for it: mod_fastlane. But I have neither the time nor the expertise to write it.
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Originally Posted by Turbocapitalist
Less talk and more doing.
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Originally Posted by frankbell
...but I don't come here for the interior decorating....
Total Comments 9
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made my lunch.
Posted 09-03-2015 at 12:57 PM by vmccord 
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Thanks. I needed a smile.
Posted 09-03-2015 at 02:53 PM by frankbell
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Since I make you grin.
Revenge is best served after sex.
Been there. Done that. To a ex.Posted 09-03-2015 at 08:51 PM by rokytnji
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There was a short time when all my exes did indeed live in Texas.
Posted 09-03-2015 at 09:32 PM by frankbell
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I think you have "issues".Quote:Originally Posted by rokytnji
Since I make you grin.
Revenge is best served after sex.
Been there. Done that. To a ex.
Posted 10-15-2015 at 01:31 PM by Habitual
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But don't need no stinking tissues. I may be big, bad , and hard to look at. But when I drop my pants. She will reconsider that.Quote:Originally Posted by Habitual
I think you have "issues".
Posted 10-15-2015 at 03:00 PM by rokytnji
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TMI
Posted 10-15-2015 at 09:33 PM by frankbell
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Thats what my ex said.Quote:Originally Posted by frankbell
TMI
Posted 10-15-2015 at 10:39 PM by rokytnji
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"Wrong site. Go to Google/Freelancer.com"
"where is the end of the line?" Idk! UNinsert \
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"EXTREMELY CHALLENGING -- trying for MONTHS to ..." [cp -a/touch -r/d]
"I once found a linux forum that actually assigns you a person to see your situation through, but now I can't find them."Posted 12-19-2016 at 04:02 AM by Jjanel
Updated 01-06-2017 at 12:28 AM by Jjanel
