Birthday email

I want the person or persons who decided to send birthday emails to members ontheir birthdays to stand in front of a mirror and repeat the following: "People don't choose linux because they want the usual microsoft stupidity. People choose linux to get away from that crap." Now, slap yourself in the head hard enough to leave a red mark. This increases the likelihood of you actually getting a fucking clue. You douchebags have all this crap about "don't waste our time with stupid questions" and then you send me an automated birthday greeting. I don't need an automated birthday greeting from my linux questions group. I don't need one from my bank, or from my telephone company. I don't need one from my dishwasher or my broom either. My claw hammer, also not. Fuckwits.