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Michael, one of my brothers, is a few years younger than me and this concerns him when he was five.
Being extremely industrious for his age, Mike saw an opportunity in making money but didn't know how to go about doing it.
" Dig up some worms, " the old man told him, "and sell them for money,"
Michael took hold of this idea and decided to fill a five gallon bucket with worms and dirt. Taking his wares, he lugged it from house to house with no sales whatsoever....
"Hey, Bob."
"Yeah, Jim?"
"Do you know that I can see the future just by a part of my body itching?"
"Really?"
"Yep. Wanna see?"
"Okay. My nose is itching. Means someone's coming to see you."
Just then someone knocks at the door. It's Bob's uncle. They talk and Bob returns.
"That's amazing, Jim."
"Okay, my ear is itching. Means someone is talking about you." ...
I lack the ability to think linearly and have the tendency to overreact at the most inopportune times, which happen to be always.
There's a time to be serious; unfortunately, there are people who lack a sense of humor.
Cashier: "How are you doing today?"
Me: "I'm pregnant."
Cashier: "Really?"
Me: "Yeah, see." I make my belly poke in and out "The baby's kicking."
Or I will start randomly...
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